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GREENWICH, CT—Despite their disparate backgrounds, lack of mutual interests, and seemingly insurmountable gap in age, former Miss Kentucky...

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According to a biography by Peter Biskind, actor Warren Beatty has had sex with approximately 12,775 women in the past 52 years. What do you...

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Just in case someone out there has yet to experience this masterpiece:



Oh Taylor, you are a class act. Aside: I listened to her album Fearless like all day today (while running instances in Warcraft, haha) and I gotta say, that is some catchy shit.

Also, I feel it's time to revisit this classic, as Susan Sarandon is now single. (CALL ME SUSAN!!!!!!!!!)

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i love how @rick_bayless takes a twitpic of every meal he eats. chefs, they’re just like us!

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i have never seen anyone enjoy an iphone as much as my wife.

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i don’t think ke$ha is the next gaga (the next katy perry, sure). but the album has 6 or 7 solid insanely catchy, ridic singles on it. #fb

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also i’d rather hear a woman sing stupid songs about sex any day than sing stupid songs about NOT having sex.

You know that scene in High Fidelity where Barry and Rob find out that Dick has a girlfriend and Barry's voice goes all high and screechy and he's like, "YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, LOOKIE!" That was my voice after tonight's The Good Wife.

You guys, I think they might be going there with Kalinda. Or, you know, it's just another writer fucking with us. Whatever.

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But there is clearly something going on with Kalinda, and if they fuck this up, I'm going to feel so fucking duped. They suckered me in with Julianna Margulies' lovely, understated acting and Kalinda's kickassery. If I get my face rubbed in a "who's gay?" storyline that ultimately goes nowhere, I'm going to have to get extreme. Like, a strongly worded e-mail of protest or something. I'M A POWDER KEG WAITING TO GO OFF.

http://www.myhusbandbetty.com/2010/01/06/sisterstalk-interview-tonight/

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I’ll be on SistersTalk radio tonight, January 6th, at 7PM Central time.

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sherlock holmes US copyright holder will pull out if a sequel takes his & watson’s domestic partnership too far: http://bit.ly/5HqxtD

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that movie was so gay that every hipster at the vista was laughing — fondly! — at each queer turn. it was pretty awesome, actually.

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this is the part of the night where i try to retrieve enough brain cells to write something else. try being the key word.

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.@advocatemag @advocatejon RT @blurintofocus: @shananaomi That woman’s copyright claims have been rejected repeatedly: http://bit.ly/7cyJ5O

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ask me anything (anonymously): http://www.formspring.me/shananaomi (thx for reminder @betheboy!)

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tumblangeles:

Los Angles, CA - Hollywood Freeway - 1979

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This Butthurt Report Form is useful, y'all.

Title: A Night in the Park (Almost. But Not Really.)
For: ham_napkin
Prompt: on set
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 2,342
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Is this a substitute for outdoor sex?

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